Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 19, 2021

Let’s go for a spin.

He’s sweet-talking her with his suave usage of Modern English.

It’s Super (cheesy) Man!

He’s not sure he wants to save hyoomankind anymore.

I could make the earth move for you, baby.

Actually, in the movie, Superman reversed the rotation of the earth to save Lois.

Who knew Superman was a Gen Xer? I always thought he was a Boomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

I still don’t understand how Superman doesn’t kill Lois Lane when they have sex. Accidentally. And don’t even get me started on The Flash.

Reversing the rotation of the world is a bad solution to ANY problem. That’s why we need FEWER supermen with bright ideas.

Just great … now he will have to stop and defend her from the Word Nazis for using the term “MANKIND”…!

Stop the rotation? Seems like that would do anything but save the world!

You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time

There’s nothing you and I won’t do

How “batty” of you to say Superman, oh the “wonder” of it all.

Thats a good dose of “Modern English”.

Is one of his powers Super smooth-talking?

Perhaps it is just me… but I have 20 comics that I watch and did not even get a little smile today, sad.

Hey wait, isn’t that actually Guy Smiley?

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubley so.Ford Prefect

Ecstasy before vaporization?