Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 10, 2021

What Agnes needs ia a good mentor. Someone like Oprah, say. Hers is a true rags-to-riches story. Of course, her success took hard work, of which Agnes is allergic!

Hopefully most of those will be people who sew. She can cross market, sell to people who sew voodoo dolls. >Ouch< Well that was weird.

Not everyone has to be an entrepreneur Agnes. If you applied yourself at school you could learn a very good trade.

Yet one more half-baked scheme that leaves your posse in stitches, Aggie.

Actually there are only 5 in the county… Madame Marie Laveau sews, but she also performs voodoo.

Take my advice Agnes, go the other way. Make the pins pointless. That will fit right in with all your other products.

But six would be plenty if her margarines are high enough.

That must be a recent development; during my own Appalachian upbringing, most of the girls – and pretty much all their moms – sewed. Heck, 2 years there, my prom date wore dresses she’d made herself (with easy-off built in…….). I myself wore hip-hugger bell-bottoms with 4 patch pockets & a button fly; bought one pair, then my mom used them as a pattern for 4 or 5 more pairs.

Been there they have those very sharp pens and pencils too.