Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2021

Never pay in advance.

Do I detect a slight loss of confidence RJ? And don’t forget: there’s a first time for everything.

What, you already pays him? Now good luck trying to retrieve that money from that con.

While we wait for tomorrow’s strip, here is an Italian five piece brass choir playing a tune written by a guy name Giovanni Gabrieli, about five hundred years ago.

I recommend you take the time to listen to this. I also recommend you crank up your speakers so you can appreciate the tonality of the performers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFSQLU9mQo

I think they’re chasing the wrong scoundrel.

I’m getting seasick just thinking about this…

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones

KA-PEPTO BISMOL!

Interesting name for a boat. (Also a good shout out to Popeye.)