Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 17, 2021

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry buddy, we don’t serve mushrooms here.” Mushroom says, “What’s the problem? I’m a fungi.”

Leo has taken his own life after being despondent over his constantly mushrooming girth. Unfortunately, this prevented him from landing a major starring role in Super Mario Bros. His wife, Chantelle, has stated that those wishing to send flowers donate to the Fungicide Hotline instead.

We are the champignons, my friends…

Every mushroom is edible at least once. Keep to the ones that you can eat again.

That’s a fungus that’s humongous.

Epic!

Swimsuit season…ACKKKKKK!

Hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says: We don’t serve food.

Bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. $6 says the bartender. Bartender says: We don’t get many bears in here. Bear says: At these prices, I can see why.

A string walks into a bar with the string tied in the middle and the top of the string all pulled apart. Bartender says: We don’t serve ropes in here. The string says: I’m a frayed knot.

A ghost flies into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says: You must bring me the head of Abraham Lincoln. The ghost flies to Springfield and, after several hours of heavy work, digs up the body, flies back, and gives it to the bartender. The Bartender says: We don’t get many ghosts in here. The ghost says: At these prices, I can see why.