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Who knows, maybe he’s a quintuplet and second best is still pretty good =P (I was homeschooled, and I’ve definitely used the “graduated top of my class” joke once or twice, lol)
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
The dog wasThe valedictorian! He aced his obedience school exams!
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The guy saluted his mother when he came in for breakfast every morning.
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mom always did like his brother best.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
the valedictorian was his invisible friend…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Harvey was the valedictorian.
Milady Meg almost 4 years ago
Sadly, he was an only child.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Did you live in a shoe?
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
He was graduated Magna Cum Relief.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
He was cut from the basketball team.
Obi-Haiv almost 4 years ago
I heard that he took his teacher to prom!
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Talk about nepotism in education…and still isn’t the best…
Cozmik Cowboy almost 4 years ago
In the town where my youngest lives, a few years ago the high school’s Salutatorian was in the bottom half of his class.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wonder whom he took to the prom – his mother? Snicker
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
Remote learning?
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Friends, mom and dad, lend me your ears. I have come to bury agoraphobia, not to praise it.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I had to look that up, it wasn’t a thing when I went to school in the Stone Age.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
That is one downside to home schooling I never considered: lack of competitive honors to put on a resume.
CrzyDyeman almost 4 years ago
His dad made Valedictorian, but he was sleeping with the teacher.
Taracinablue almost 4 years ago
Who knows, maybe he’s a quintuplet and second best is still pretty good =P (I was homeschooled, and I’ve definitely used the “graduated top of my class” joke once or twice, lol)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Let me guess. You are a twin.”