Secret to a long happy marriage?DON’T ever, EVER, throw out his stuff. No matter how full of holes or disgusting it is.…though he should never really wear it out to dinner with you…
But go into her closet and try to throw away that perfect little dress that she hasn’t been able to fit into for (far too many) years and watch what happens.
I know the feeling. []Between my mom’s overwhelming urge to “clean” and my dad’s habit of borrowing things without promptly returning them, I’ve had more than a few of my things go missing over the years. []I was able to recover the $25 in gift certificates that my mom threw out (she thought it was junk mail despite being clipped to the calendar, so she blamed me for it), but a $50 gift certificate, the box for a European-exclusive Micro Machines set, two sets of Allen wrenches, and a few more items have just simply gone missing.
Downundergirl over 12 years ago
Secret to a long happy marriage?DON’T ever, EVER, throw out his stuff. No matter how full of holes or disgusting it is.…though he should never really wear it out to dinner with you…
rpmurray over 12 years ago
But go into her closet and try to throw away that perfect little dress that she hasn’t been able to fit into for (far too many) years and watch what happens.
Ironhold over 12 years ago
I know the feeling. []Between my mom’s overwhelming urge to “clean” and my dad’s habit of borrowing things without promptly returning them, I’ve had more than a few of my things go missing over the years. []I was able to recover the $25 in gift certificates that my mom threw out (she thought it was junk mail despite being clipped to the calendar, so she blamed me for it), but a $50 gift certificate, the box for a European-exclusive Micro Machines set, two sets of Allen wrenches, and a few more items have just simply gone missing.
jackdohany over 12 years ago
Hard to read… and no magnifier! Booo! Hisss!
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
You’re right. No matter how they try, there are some things that women just don’t get.:)~
jmo328 over 12 years ago
Women never keep anything long enough to wear out, my wife finally threw out a pair of my shoes after 20 years ad they still weren’t worn out.