Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 26, 2021

With the wine, my bank account will just barely cover the dinner…..

after she goes through your bank account you will never see he again

Shouldn’t take long.

Then we’ll move on to hell and high water.

“Waiter, two checks please!! One for the “lady” and one for me!!"

/SNARK/

That’s not getting to second base, it’s wanting to steal the home.

Time for her to go

21st century dating. If my wife passed away, I’d stay single for the rest of my life.

From the coloring, she might be a Flicker. Or a fliction. One or the other.

Go thru the “out” door. Now.

Priceless

That won’t take long….. DONE!

What bank account ?? Working for ‘Shoe’, ‘Cosmo’ doesn’t make enough to have one ! ! ! !

Oh my, look at the time—it’s getting late. Check please! Bye-bye.

♬ Santa Baby…

Why does she sound so eerily similar to one of my ex-wives?

Chicks, Man.

It was nice knowing you er, Paula.

Typical spinster…

Foxy little bird, but not THAT foxy.

That’ll take a minute.

O.K., Sweetie, let’s see your collateral.

Gold digger

Leave while you still can, Cosmo!

You would be better off going through a bottle conyac.

There’s something in there?