Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 15, 2021

Later that day: “A horse, a horse! My iPhone for a horse!”

“That’s Sir Phillip of Call-Waiting to you.”

The rest of us will be charging.

But if he puts it on silent, what happens to his ring mail?

And another reenactment starts to go off the rails.

He likes the way his armor rattles when he gets a call!!!

Unless his ring-tone is the Charge of the Light-Brigade or the Ride of the Valkyries…

I don’t think it’s proper. We haven’t even had the funeral yet. Either Coverly is ignorant or a knuckle dragging peasant.

his ring tone is “Another one bites the dust”

“…and then throw the darned thing into the river. We don’t need no distractions.”

Perhaps he should set it to Knight mode

Where would he keep his phone?

Hope he’s fully charged.

Just be careful where you put that phone, because I don’t want to see smiling.

wonder where he keeps his phone?