Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 16, 2021

So why DID the chicken cross the threshold?

I never met a chicken who slept in. And I’ve met a few…

Why do roosters crow first thing in the morning?

- Because once the hens wake up they can’t get a word in edgewise.

“Excuse me, I couldn’t cross the road because there was a lot of traffic.”

“I’m late because a round man in a white suit made me an offer I couldn’t turn down!!!”

That looks to be more of a hen than a rooster.

Hey lay off him. He’s has enough problems…after all he’s not chicken only yellow.

What? going to a hen party? you lost your mind?

Careful now. He maybe down with bird flu.

looks like he was cock-a-diddle-doo…

He obviously had some unfinished business in the hen house.

Those are all imposters.. real cocks have a wattle.

Colonel: Hi fellas. Step right into the kitchen please

When you stop paying me chickenfeed, maybe I’ll be on time.

Couldn’t help, my rooster didn’t go off.

Sorry; I had to cross the road and couldn’t come up with a good enough reason “why”…

I Still Have the 45 of Trini’s Version