Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 26, 2021

You,too…..can chase badgers.

Hey, if you gotta go…

In a year.

Is that really something to be proud of, Ralph?

Does Wally’s Fitbit count twice as many steps because of twice as many legs?

Um, Ralph…that’s true of literally everyone on Earth…

Wally is the opposite of Garfield.

My dachshunds keep elephants and giraffes away. I haven’t seen ANY in my back yard. The dogs are doing a great job.

Just a week, Ralph?

A loose dog…no leash…asking for trouble!

Zoomies! Great calorie burners

And that’s with sleeping twenty hours a day.

Why is he letting him out the front door. I’m sure the front yard is not fenced! (Double doors are usually the front door!)

That’s not hard to do, Ralph.

What happened to the ‘skattle, skattle’?

Not exactly a high bar there, Ralph

I wish I could get as enthused about anything as our little guy gets about going out in the back garden.