Why does the earth have to go to the washroom all of a sudden?
And what does the moon have to do with it?
My intelligent, educated wife once asked me “What causes the tides?”
I answered, “The gravitational attraction of the sun and the moon.”
She replied, “Come on. Really!”
The moon is sure getting a kick out of this.
He’s 3/4 ocean! He’s already wet the bed!
Earth day gag!
He’s fit to be tide.
Dang, third time tonight…gravitational pull is killing me with all these tides and stuff…
Even if you are a planet you have to go with the tide…
Does the earth use Tide-y Bowl?
Pleasantly subtle joke – much appreciated!
Ha ha! Mr. Parisi must have recently turned 50.
My mom used to say “Don’t play with matches; you’ll wet the bed.”
None of you are freaked out that our whole planet is……inside….a …..house!!!! How do we see the stars?!! AUGHH!!
It affects tides?
High tide…
September 06, 2014
Stocky One over 3 years ago
Why does the earth have to go to the washroom all of a sudden?
blunebottle over 3 years ago
And what does the moon have to do with it?
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
My intelligent, educated wife once asked me “What causes the tides?”
I answered, “The gravitational attraction of the sun and the moon.”
She replied, “Come on. Really!”
Imagine over 3 years ago
The moon is sure getting a kick out of this.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s 3/4 ocean! He’s already wet the bed!
Darryl Heine over 3 years ago
Earth day gag!
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s fit to be tide.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Dang, third time tonight…gravitational pull is killing me with all these tides and stuff…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Even if you are a planet you have to go with the tide…
uniquename over 3 years ago
Does the earth use Tide-y Bowl?
Solaricious Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pleasantly subtle joke – much appreciated!
TheLetterista.com over 3 years ago
Ha ha! Mr. Parisi must have recently turned 50.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
My mom used to say “Don’t play with matches; you’ll wet the bed.”
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
None of you are freaked out that our whole planet is……inside….a …..house!!!! How do we see the stars?!! AUGHH!!
cyndefrizzell over 3 years ago
It affects tides?
wwward1948 over 3 years ago
High tide…