In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 23, 2021

The catcher said the secret word and the duck has come down to give him $50.

Newton’s Third law will make you dizzy……

Baltimore Orioles?

Baltimore Orioles?

(What’s with the antenna?)

Doesn’t change the strike zone from the umps perspective.

Looks like the duck from the old Groucho Marks show – on steroids.

Especially if you’re a Mets fan. They are the worst with RISP, and bases loaded.

What happens if he gets a base hit?

The next swing is going to be a doozie!

Then when he swings and misses….he just keeps spinning!

I see he is well prepared for the dreaded “spit ball”

His shadow shows he is part way out of the box, if he hits the ball then he is out.

Ump: “The batter’s suspended!”

This mp3 file will self-destruct in ten seconds.

Not much of a strike zone there!

Let’s say he hits the ball and doesn’t start spinning widdershins. How does he run to first base?