Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for April 09, 2021

Someone bring a plate out for Yaffle. He’s waiting.

The waiter on the right is watching Yaffle.

do you get fries on the side with a vegan…?

Bib, knife and fork, Yaffle is ready to dig in a juicy grilled steak…is that meat on the vegans plates? GASP!

No, I think the meat on the plates are the vegans…

Try the Friday traditional Polynesian-style long pork plate. It is the best.

Beef cows are vegans.

Grilled vegans, wouldn’t that be along the lines of Alferd Packer? :)

They’re real easy to catch.

Anyone here familiar with the movie ‘Eating Rauol?’. Clever, but dark little indie film.

Reminds me of the line, “That’s not food that’s what food eats”

Why did the farmer have a pig with three legs?

ewwwww LOL!

I would like to try one.

I didn’t realize we were importing meat from the Vega star system.

OMG OMG — I am just howling … and this is awful!!! ROFLMAO

Yaffle says I’M IN, LETS EAT

Did you know a lot of countries do not make this practice illegal per say. But murder is

You’re gonna get letters. Remember, Soylent Green is people.

Where’s the obligatory “tastes like chicken” joke? Whoop! There it is!