Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 23, 2021

Right, because Godzilla has always been completely dignified…

Shin Godzilla can shoot lasers out of everywhere.

Can’t stop laughing! Butt lasers FTW!

Vern’s more of a Gamera fan.

I’m a bit surprised that George isn’t there watching this with them.

George is busy riding the lawn mower

First you have to go to a Big Box Store and buy the butt gas to butt laser conversion kit ;-)

I’ve heard that Godzilla’s chemical warfare gases violate the Geneva Convention.

Godzilla seems to getting more boring with every reimagining.

believe it or not I used to have conversations like this with my pals

If you’ve never shot lasers out of your butt, you’ve never experienced the day after a really good, yummy, special at a great Mexican restaurant.

That makes me wonder how Astro Boy would do against Godzilla.

I don’t know about the aiming problem – he does have a huge tail that he could use as a sight …

Butt lasers are excellent at taking down stool pigeons.

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