B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 24, 2021

Seems like he was sitting in the wrong phew, as it were.

Windproof coveralls aren’t all that great either. It comes up right around your neck and straight to your nostrils.

You never what goes on with someone that never leaves home no matter where he goes.

Might want to install a vent in the rear of the shell.

If the shell had a vent at the top there would be a gasping bird instead.

I assumed his shell would be of the “Exit In Rear” type.

My GF says the same thing about my cooking. She also says I use to much garlic.

Dutch oven

Even Red and Rover’s space vehicle has an “exhaust hole”

I’d be “ghasping” from the other end, too…can’t stand hot food! :D

Gasp! “That’s a spicy meata chili.” “I’m on fire.”

Looks like John’s going to have to air out his shell for a while!

…and if the shell has an elevator…game over…

“How about some more beans Mr. Taggart? I’d say you’d have enough”

Jalapeños…just as exciting the next day.

I like a mild curry on occasion. But not to the point where all you can taste is the heat….

Ew.

IT can get stuffy in there without windows.

“Funny as a fart in a space suit” I have heard for years. I wonder if it is really all that bad, farting in a space suit.

I’m not sure that chili had been invented yet when I was growing up. Never saw the stuff until I got to high school. Bland is fine with me.

better out than in!

Surprised that thing didn’t jet forward a few yards!

So it’s become a gas chamber, eh?

Serves him right for napping with the door closed.

In my day we used to call that a “Butt Burner”!!

Like many people, I wish you’d just stay in your shell.

Oh….that’s so sweet.

If he’d said “Wendy’s chili,” I’d agree.

And never keep your head in the shell after eating chili beans

I would have thought that shell had an exhaust vent.

you can’t poo then

Or if you DON’T live in a shell.