B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 20, 2021

i thought they could carry 50x

Only 2 socks? What do they wear on their other feet?

Well, can ants eat 10 time their own weight?

“I still have my standards.”

Those socks are so bad they could walk out themselves…..

They’ve been watching too much human tv

An ant’s got to know his limitations..

Everyone wants to party hardy. No one wants to clean up the puke. …sorry.

Why’d you let dirty Jim into the house in the first place?

point…

Where do they buy such tiny sneakers?

Devi-ant behaviour.

That’s what those tongs in the kitchen drawer are for. No need to wash.

So are your feet now pick them up or I will and stuff them in your mouth.