Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 23, 2021

I’ve blocked all their numbers on my cell!! Now, they just waste their time with sending me reminders through the USPS!! The joke is, I haven’t had a car for 12 years!!

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I’m always amused by the fact that not only are the messages obviously  recorded, but they’re recorded badly!  And to top it off, the voice actor or actress has bad lines, badly delivered. Aside from being beyond annoying, the thing that always surprises me the most is that somebody actually bites… or they wouldn’t keep doing it!

One has to wonder they hasn’t invented shoes yet.

I’ve received robocalls and junk mail on the subject, AND they manage to list the WRONG car, which I’ve never owned!!!

Oh thank you. my engine blew up just last night. 1962 Ferrari 256, can i still get it covered?

Yabba dabba doo..n’t call me back ever again!

Fred is sitting there in “Park” with his feet preventing the car from rolling back.

If they were really going to commit to this gag, Fred should’ve been holding a prehistoric parakeet as a cell phone

He could definitely use some new brake pads – but those wouldn’t be covered.

YABBA DABBA DOO NOT CALL ME ANYMORE! Not that they’d listen, of course.

How could it expire? It won’t start for another 6,000 years!

How does that model even stay in one piece? What fastens the rollers in place?

I have 5 years left on my 10 year and yet they still call about my social security.

“Sorry, but if my car dies on me, or is in a wreck, I’ll chisel new tires out of stone, make a new body out of wood, etc. . . . "

Anyone familiar with the series knows that he did this on at least one occasion.

I guess Fred didn’t have lifetime warranty

I get about three or four calls like this each week.

The last car I owned was hauled away for scrap almost five years ago.