Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 22, 2021

Then throw him back.

A bell-bottom thong? I hope it hides his clapper!

Complete with Morris bells… riding a bit high?

Thong wearing should be illegal in bars. Unless they’re pool adjacent.

That dangly thing isn’t a bell.

https://youtu.be/XXhsqsh1uX0

Chuck Berry’s “My Ding -A-Ling”

Ah, Howard, with that bell bottom thong you might want to consider a little manscaping.

Trying to picture… no, never mind

Do your boys hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

Do your boys hang low?

HOWARD! … is it tie dyed, or paisley?

The THONG, the THONG …!

But it doesn’t fit, as Howard doesn’t have a ῼ Ѡ

Throw it back. Throw it back. Way back.

Okay for the first time ever I’m curious to know what that looks like.

Ball-bottom?

Howard’s flair for thongs has sunk to a new low.