Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 01, 2021

This is what happens when the dead are not buried with their cell phones.

I would panic if I lost my Google agenda…

At least invite them in for some coffee.

Bring your own brains.

Since you’re here, would you like some finger food?

Cause this is thriller… Thriller night!

RIP Michal Jackson…..

Don’t you have calendars in your coffins???

“Dang. Well, we’re here now.. PAARR-DEEEEEE!”

Well, as long as you’re already here, come on in!

Do you realize how hard is is to get up?

Do you want to hang out in the basement under the stairs or in the cistern?

However, since you’re here, come on in and let me get some brains out from the freezer for a little visit and a snack…

Stupid Zombies… They just ain’t got no braaaaains…

( ˘_ʖ ˘)

So, no Ky Derby fete and no mint juleps.

We’ve got company! Come on in! We were just going to have some Entenmann’s. Would you like some Sanka!?

All dressed up and no place to go. :)

Night of the Living Social Butterflies.

Night of the wrong address, dang!

Too bad. You can tell that they were just dying for a night out.

Bummer. Hate it when that happens. I’ll probably be losing body parts all week while waiting!