Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 30, 2021

Try dark glasses and a tin cup, Agnes. You might do better.

So let’s say I buy one and it performs the same way as all my other pencils… what then?

Agnes: That’s where our PEBCAP* clause kicks in.

*Problem Exists Between Chair and Pencil.

There was a time that I used a lot of pencils

Seems like there was always one in every pack that stayed sharper for longer than the others, I called them superpencils

I would have paid extra for a whole pack of those

Good that Agnes isn’t selling pencil sharpeners.

Wallace the Brave crossover looking good.

Unflagging incompetence.

Everyone already rejected the unleaded type.

Needs the wrapping…..

And not as gullible as Agnes might hope.

If she said they were on sale, she would’ve closed the deal!

Having claimed that they perform at a “higher level,” a demonstration would be in order. Otherwise, no sale!

I do a lot of architectural drawing – on paper – and found the best tool is a mechanical pen that is erasable, not the cheap ones you usually see in stores, but some Japanese brand that actually comes with multiple ink refills which can be ordered as needed. I’ve used the same one for years and the “eraser” has never worn out yet.