Herman by Jim Unger for May 07, 2021

It depends on the food at the new location.

Proxima centauri is only 4.2 light years from here. The food is good but the climate is hostile.

That’s a rather probing question.

I want my 10k relocating fee and a bike.

Depends what galaxy.

I’m abductable, but only in the winter

is this a Twilight Zone episode?

When one is looking for new opportunities, one is often surprised by some of the possibilities. This one, however, is just a tad out of the norm.

By the looks of “IT”, no thanks! I’m afraid of flying!

How is the relocation being handled?

As things are going; I’d say there wouldn’t be a problem.

Must be his financial portfolio. The green guy wants him to come to his “state.”

Beam me up.

Location, location, location.

Can’t he commute?

And being probed?

What about working from home? At least until the interstellar pandemic ends.

To a new planet? Yes…..

You’ll be serving my kind.

There’ll be a small exam on the way there.

How do you know he isn’t really intending to eat you? Everyone knows, aliens do that.