Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 12, 2021

May I have the next…..dense?

I’m your density, I mean, your destiny.

That’s a newspaper, yesterday’s news…

Ahh, he’s reading about the gas lines in Virginia.

Didn’t know Fox News did a paper version.

Please. . .our next mini-panic is here. . .a week without gas. . .

Given some of the articles that I read online, I have to agree with Ralph on this one!

The two most common things in the universe: Hydrogen and stupidity.

I’ve stopped asking “How stupid can people be?”, they’ve taken it as a challenge

To quote a college friend, “The masses are asses.”

“Hold my beer!”

Is he speaking in the “Present Dense” or the “Future Dense”?

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

Thick as a Brick is not just a Jethro Tull song.

Kind of right.

That’s pretty clever for Ralph.

They can join Densa.

Common sense is a flower that does not grow in every garden.

Of course Ralph understands and accepts simple TRUTH. Those that don’t understand and accept simple reality comprise Ralph’s implied Dense Population. Ralph can be quite perspicacious at times. We ought not judge his book by his cover.

It reached max density with the Covid restrictions and the “election” of Creepy Joe. I sure hope this nation doesn’t get stupider than it is now.