B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 04, 2021

I drag my tail when I’m hung over…

Hey!

When dinos “wag their tails,” people get HURT!

The least they can do is find what the dino drank and dispose of it.

It’s when they drag their necks is when you have to worry….

A young dinosaur might also do it in defiance,

… as in: “You can’t tell me what I can (or can’t) do.”

I wonder how much liquor it would have taken to make him drunk…

Or when they’ve had a hard day at work.

Aha! A dino-dragqueen

Party last night?

“Kind of a drag” the Buckinghams

Just because I fell off the floor this morning doesn’t mean I meant to get up and come to work. I just got lost on the way to the bathroom and there is coffee here. …go away

Hangovers are a drag.

I would not want to be near a drunk dinosaur

Those eyes – I feel his pain.

Kind of a draaag.

If my butt was that big it would be dragging too.

I find it difficult to imagine a dog biting something that size.

I’m a tail dragger

I wipe out my track

When I get what I want

I don’t come sneakin’ back

- Howlin’ Wolf

That’s not the only part that limps.

Don’t be anywhere behind them when they get excited!

God is in the de-tails.

All those drinks go straight to his tail.

That would sure be handy for doing drainage ditches…

i like it but its not really funny6/10

Persistent dinosaur myths

No matter how many excellent TV documentaries are made about them, some dated ideas about dinosaurs just won’t die

Dinosaurs dragged their tails on the groundAdvertisementObviously dating from the time when dinosaurs were considered especially reptilian and lizard-like, dinosaurs posed with their tails dragging still turn up to this day. The anatomy of the tail bones and muscles alone suggest this is wrong, but the killer should be the near endless collections of dinosaur footprints not accompanied by marks left by dragging tails.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2012/jul/20/persistent-dinosaur-myths

How about when they are tired, I know when I’m tired my tail is dragging.

“Why don’t you try telling him that?”