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I wrote up a bunch of tips for online dating. Number one is “don’t put in your profile how good you are in bed unless you are a professional mattress tester”.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
Lucille knows that they taste like chicken.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Today’s panel feels a little “foreign” to me.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Foreigner song: “Hot Blooded”.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I don’t want to know where that thermometer has been.
johnniemo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’ve got a fever of 103!
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
♫ I’m soft-headed
check it and see ♪ ♫
♪ I’ve got an IQ of just twenty-three
You know, baby, I can’t do first-grade math ♫
♪ ♫ I’m soft-headed, soft-headed! ♫
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
This is what you get when you online date….slithering desperadoes…
sarah413 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ah, but can it do more than dance?
donwalter almost 4 years ago
…ah, but she can now save 15% on car insurance…
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
oh no he has Covid
redback almost 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxRT-v-Oh0
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I wrote up a bunch of tips for online dating. Number one is “don’t put in your profile how good you are in bed unless you are a professional mattress tester”.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
My profile says I’m simple-minded.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Is that a thermometer,
or are you just happy to see me …?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not only is he not hot blooded; he’s cold as ice.
wolfboy oz boy almost 4 years ago
i think liards are hot blooded
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
With a lizard you’re almost always assured of a piece of tail.
namelocdet almost 4 years ago
Bet he’s a “Foreigner” too.