Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 02, 2021

Ethically sourced from Mama’s basement.

And he can be composted, too.

Joined at the hip.

Better question is if he is housebroken.

Are hipsters still a thing?

Please don’t pet the hipster. He’s working??

Hipsters are still a thing?!?

And daddy is expected to be the financial supporter for the pair.

He’s got a latte on his mind.

Fortunately, he can’t fly on a plane with her.

He was doing it before it was cool,

but now it’s past passé …!

He’s not a true hipster; where’s his beanie? A while back I read about the new hipsters — beards, flannel shirts, and beanies (“watch caps” to the informed) — and realized I must be one. Outdoors in cold weather, anyway.

All the one’s I knew are now in their 70s and just as useless.

Don’t hold him so close! He has to be free range!

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