Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 29, 2021

Hey guys, hows it going? Remember me? I left the comment section last September. What have i missed?

About time we see Jenny

That fly is immortal, I don’t care what anyone says.

Heck! For once I agree with Mrs.Godfrey! BRING ON SUMMER!

No! She survived!

Fly! Fly! Fly! Do any one of you guys watch Dhar Mann on YT? I love him. Also, can the mods please stop deleting totally fine and appropriate comments?

Hi

FLYYYYYYYYYYYY

8/10

so the fly’s buzzin’ over the classroom drenched in Godfrey’s spit.

I remember once I had a fly on the back of my hand and I bought the back of the hand quickly to my mouth as I sucked air in. I meant it as a joke, but unfortunately I was successful at catching the fly. It was quickly expelled LOL ……my friends certainly got a laugh.

POLL: Would you rather be Teddy or Francis? I would be Francis!

What do you mean? Summer just started for me two days ago

Should have known that Mrs Godfrey wouldn’t swallow.

it’s already the summer for me- ok i’ll stop

FLY! FLY! FLY!!!!

put that roblox “yum yum yum yum” audio over godfrey choking on the fly

There’s a tough bug that can help a colony of ants fight a gang of grasshoppers..

Don’t worry Mrs. Godfrey just wait 23 more days.٩(•͈ ꇴ •͈)و ̑̑❀

Hey everyone! Poor Mrs.Godfrey, she wants vacation as much, as we do. Oh, and BTW, it’s possible, that on Thursday and Friday I won’t publish my story. My grandfolks are coming next week and it’s gonna be fun. Anyway, have a good day!

This was a really funny week, these last couple of days I’ve laughed out loud. Well done Mr. Peirce.

That’s really an amazing fly!

hahaha Ms. G ready for summer guess what i am on summer break

So now Ms. Godfrey’s entire class wants her to lose to an insect… it would be interesting if Principal Nicholas walked in on this.

She should have swallowed a spider.

She has grown wings.

I am Proto, your security is my Motto

Install me on your computer

To protect your data better

With me there no viruses

Could enter your computer

Malware, Spyware, Trojan

All gone forever

I filter your junk mail

Monitering Wifi, never fail

I am Proto, preventing data loss is my motto

I reverse data loss

Saving you from your angry boss

(Angry boss: AIYYYYY HA HA HA)

I recover… deleted… files

Making it sure, that you always smile

I am Proto, complete security is my motto!

For me, it is summer vacation.

The class is right. The fly is a hero.

FLY! FLY! FLY

Heart it if you like it! wow how original that was

BIG NATE AND THE ESCAPE FROM DEATH: PART 4

Nate is at the homeless shelter with Marty and Ellen. Marty is still crying about their house with Ellen comforting him, and Nate is afraid and cautious. He thinks that the house collapsed in an attempt to kill Nate, because he recently cheated death. A volunteer comes up to the family with soup and a big, warm blanket.

Volunteer: Would you like any food or warmth?

Marty: Yes, please.

Marty sobs. The volunteer lays the blanket on him and Ellen, giving them soup. Nate doesn’t want any of those. He escaped death, and that’s what matters to him. Death is probably out there, stalking Nate.

Nate: No- no thanks. I don’t need anything, but thanks anyway.

The volunteer leaves. It was at that time Teddy and Francis stopped by to visit Nate at the shelter.

Teddy: Hey Nate! We, um… heard what happened.

Francis: Yeah, sorry about your house.

Nate: It’s okay. Did you buy me anything?

While they are talking, a crate with firecrackers drops out of a helicopter and lands on a telephone pole above them. The firecrackers explode, causing the telephone pole to fall down. It’s about to hit Nate!

Teddy: NATE! LOOK OUT!

Nate: GAH!

Nate barely dodges the telephone pole, avoiding being electrocuted and killed. However, the volunteer who offered Nate soup and warmth gets hit by it. She gets electrocuted. The entire place screams.

Nate: AHHHHHHHHHH!

PART 4 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

….catch and release….my, how humanitarian……….

This is one of my favorite arcs. No. My favorite.

you got this done by yourself, Missy.

What a legend !

Who isn’t Mrs Godfrey, who isn’t, everybody is ready for summer it’s the end of May

Has anybody else watched the finals of season 7 hermitcraft, see you in season 8

What are you doing this weekend? Im going to the beach.

I’m ready for June, too. Anyone else on the final?

FLY FLY FLY

At least she didn’t eat the fly, or is that a bad thing?

Aren’t we all?

YES FLY FLY FLY

“Why, oh why, did she spit out the fly? Perhaps it’ll die..” (SING along folks).

Is Nate on the side with the fly now?

It is no longer the fly. It’s Mrs. Godfrey’s fly (A Frankenstein reference for you)

Just as the fly planned. It knew this was going to happen.

It’s a 3-day weekend!

The Distinguished Flying Cross is awarded to our Brave Comrade in Arms for his Gallantry and Bravery, above and beyond the call of duty, in his combat with The Enemy. Hear, Hear…..

Don’t know if anyone commented this but Big Nate’s Sandwiches got banned O_o

Fly, fly

Yessirrr!!!FLYFLY

Everyone still in school will agree. When’s summer?

What has this ark been what is my life what is existence why am i reading this what have my eyes just witnessed what is why and why and what.

Wow, that poor fly

The fly has got to be come the hokage…

Am I right?

First Jenny appearance in a long time.

JENNY’S BACK!

What if there will be a plot twist… Like Nate gets everything he wants… Like to date Jenny, have a cool dad, and be rich. ( Another plot twist alert) IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I noticed a lot of people getting banned recently but it’s not on the wiki yet.

I hope the fly wins!

Guess what… you aren’t important.

no one on ms.godfrey side lol

There should be a rule to stop spamming that you can only comment 25 times on a comcic.

Poll: Is debs the speedrun record holder for getting banned?

Suprising, no spaming that much only 206 comments… great!

wait was anime jenny banned? her comments were deleted

I’m SOOOOOOOO READY FOR SUMMER

Whahhat’s Upp follk-ks

Nipple, nipple, tweak tweak—fly, fly, flyyyy!

Poll: Favorite football player?

I’m back lol

Can anyone see this?

Big Nate and the vortex PART ONE Nate and his friends are walking to school when they notice a fire. Nate: WAIT THATS CHADS HOUSE OH NO! Chad:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Francis: IM CALLING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. Teddy: wait guys there’s a strange purple circle… Nate: Wha. Francis: ITS A VORTEX DO NOT GO IN IT. Chads house is now no more chad starts sobbing and crying when his grandma comes out with great news. Chads grandma: We are moving to the city called chandler vile and don’t worry it’s in the state only 4 miles away for school and your friends. Chad: ok I get it. Nate starts thinking about what caused the vortex he starts thinking about when he defeated alien Nicholas then he understands how it happened Nate:Guys it’s a vortex to a moon…. PART TWO TOMMOROW

Hey. This is aboutdawerld. For real. For some reason, my old account got banned for no reason. I might not comment anymore. I just want my account back.

The fly must be tramatized

ok that fly is storng even after ms.godfrey spits it out because she eats garlic

nate always says that

The annoying 9 year old bob ross got banned also toasted too probably for supporting bonky who keeps abusing the system to make alts

The fly is like the students she spits them out but they are still alive

Yes she is

What a tough bug.

FACTS

You did this to yourself Mrs. Godfrey.

Nate’s totally over his Jenny-crush.

MLG FLY!!!!!

FLY! FLY! FLY!

how did that happen?