The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 13, 2021

Or from one end of the airport to the other.

This is what I said about the stationary bicycle, but they called me mad! Mad!

If you put a dozer blade on the front of it, I’m in.

Our new dreadmill kept us healthy through the winter when it was too cold outside for our morning 1.333 mile walks.

It’s selfish, but I miss coming to check comments here, and then skipping over to check comments on ‘Hubris.’ Didn’t realize it until just now, when I froze up and didn’t know what to look at next. On to ‘Wallace The Brave’, ‘Fowl Language’ and ‘Crabgrass’. Where do you guys go next? I’m not egotistical enough to suppose you save Buckets for last.

It’s called “the ground”. You move when you walk on it.

Sometimes you don’t want to go anywhere.

Treadmill bike? It’s been done. Video here: http://www.bikeforest.com/tread/index.php

The treadmill bike has already made it into the comics — see this Blondie comic from 2017: http://www.bikeforest.com/?p=1177

Actually, if you invented one that had bicycle gears in it and an adjustable ratio setting so you could set your speed, that would be pretty cool!