Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2021

Oh, boy. Has she fallen for El Tornado’s charm?

“Am I supposed to believe that, almost-step-step-adoptive daddy?”

Ka-(eyeroll)

Oh noes! First Breezy and now Sopapilla? I have to admit R.J does deserve some sort of comeuppance if he did stand her up for their prom, but this is kind of like “hitting back” a swat on the arm with a booted kick in the face. The first leaves a sting that fades. The second requires dental work, plastic surgery and perhaps an opthamologist to fix.

Quick, unless it’s already too late, get IM in here and let Jenkins focus his charms on her!

“It’s the guy for whom I work who got you out of the jam.”

Still a dork. I think his archvillain name should be Dr. Sprinkles.

We all knew Jenkins would appear but now he’s back to his “lovable” old self. And, I will predict that Jenkins and Sopapilla’s sister (Empanada…?) are an item now that he isn’t forcing her to marry him.

KA-BUMBLE’S BONCE!

So a dentist pulled out a bad tooth that made you act evil?

This… better… be… GOOD!!!

KA-CHANGED!

Has Jenkins really changed for the better? We shall see. (Sopapilla looks quite lovely, by the way.)

Play along R.J.,,, But keep the Fists on Standby.