Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 12, 2021

Which would you rather fight, one godzilla-sized duck, or 1000 duck-sized godzillae?

Caught in another web of deceit.

With a duck that large, when you look up you see down.

I’m reminded of the mother goose in the film “Puss in boots.”

Lio! DUCK!

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose!

Now that’s a meandering duck!

Peace was never an option!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

Curiosity killed the cat and is about to stomp the Lio!

Clean up after that duck would be costly. Can you imagine the bill on that?

The Godzillae could huddle up and eat your remains, so the duck.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

Shouldn’t that sign be about 100 times larger?

That duck must have drunk the Hyde Formula…

You could say Duck!, but I don’t think that would help.

‘Aquack of the 50-Foot Duck!’ See? I am wired for puns (see today’s Frazz comments).

look behind and up, Lio, for that’s no solar eclipse

Duckzilla.