The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 13, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It sounds like a…..trade-off.

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    Ahuehuete  over 3 years ago

    Plus he owns the place.

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Like most people at the top, he knows jack.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If it wasn’t for those “jack-of-all-trades” working for your company, you would be a “master” of nothing!! Many “bosses” seem to forget that nowadays!!!

    “Here’s your sign…” (With thanks to Bill Engvall)

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    wjones  over 3 years ago

    No wander your the born loser. You need to take just one trade and get good at it.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s more like Veeblefester is a Master of Intimidation.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Master of all trades or master of all slaves, Chiefey? ;D

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    The Chief better hope he doesn’t get caught and accused of being a master of insider trading. That could thin out the number of bags of bucks usually seen next to his desk.

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    Jeff0811  over 3 years ago

    He needs to couch his reply in office-speak. “Well chief, my Outlook is to Excel, and, if one’s speech has Power, point out I would come to the Office 365 days a year, if it were possible.” To which the chief would reply, “Word”.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    You are King of Dogs.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    i used to say, like Brutus, that I was a Jack of all trades, but a master of none. But, someone corrected me saying I was Jack of all trades and master of all. I actually see myself as a tinkerer at multiple things, but not an expert at much of anything. I’m still working on it.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah, he gave the boss a great opening!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “And Jack of none?”

    ^¿^

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Especially firing people…

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    A Master of Tirades.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Veeblefester is a legend in his own mind.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What about jack-of-all-trades, and master of a few? I think that applies to a good number of us.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    The boss’s original question was a valid one, cause I think they’re both still to figure out if he has any skills.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Veeblefester could have roasted Brutus a lot worse. He got off easy. That could have been a set up and knock down.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    My guess is Veeblefester is a second or third generation owner. He has all the arrogance and charm of a member of the Lucky Sperm Club. Attended private schools. Got a Mercedes convertible for his 16th birthday. Everything handed to him.

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