Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for May 04, 2021

Yea that will teach them a lesson.

“Your” big sink of dishes?

Judges don’t eat?

Those horrible dishes! How DARE they get all dirty and let the food get dried on so you practically need a chisel to get it off!

Wow!

She’s a tough mistress, but fair.

Dear Lord Amanda, I think you are channeling my wife

Let them dry in the time-out corner

Next time I soak the dishes, I will totally think of it as “letting them think about what they’ve done.”

Can someone explain to me why anyone would wash dishes without letting them soak first? Do they just enjoy scrubbing? Maybe they like buying new cookware and dishes once the ones they have are scratched up?

I truly do not understand this. I put water into every dish that goes in the sink, and put flatwear in cups/bowls/glasses to soak. I wash them 2 hours after dinner. I almost never have to use a scrubber, everything gets clean, and I don’t have to stand there forever. And the dishes have plenty of time to reflect upon their sins!

I swear, some people just love doing things the hard way.

And if that doesn’t work, talk to them in a strong but stern, voice!

The poor dishes. Tonight, for revenge, they will put some forks by your bed for when you get up in the dark.

hahahahaha!