Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2021

Fortunately, the kid had a Pay Pampers account.

Too bad, Baby, you’re more or less still immobile!

Soon, he’s gonna have a mess to clean up

Cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme and only has value as long as someone below continues to contribute to it. Have we learned nothing from the financial crisis of 07/08?

cribtocurrency is just a peeramid scheme…

…then why do so many people claim, that having children is so rewarding ?

Or Cribtoy currency.

Groan

And crib sheets are accepted as currency only at the university level.