Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 12, 2021

Yes indeed he can taste success of all the free beers he can get.

We get your point Flo like the board gets Andy’s…

I wonder how it’s possible to cheat at darts? You’re in full view of everyone…

It’s only fair when everybody cheats.

That was a pointed dig.

You know, Andy what they say about drinking before you try to do something:

An uair a bhois an deoch a-staigh, bidh an ciall a-muigh.

how do you cheat at darts? everyone can see where you stand, how you throw and where it lands.

Is this the night that Andy stays sober?

Andy is so crooked he swallows nails and spits out corkscrews.

And how does one cheat at darts?

He even enjoys getting caught because it causes his favorite thing “scrapping”! ;o)

An old darts saying goes “A good marker (scorekeeper) will beat a good darts player every time”

How do you cheat at darts?

Is that copyright info in a cloud? Also looks like a thought balloon. Seems awkward. Don’t remember seeing that before.

He must be a Democrat.

Pointless is a term one doesn’t normally associate with darts, unless Andy’s involved!

It’s hard to play when you’re in the prone position.

Time for a bit of “You" time, Flo

The nice cup of tea is a good start!

xxx

@Afficionado

I never give money to anybody like that. You just don’t know if they are legit.

Me and my Mum were in York over 5 years ago and this guy stopped us in the street and was trying to sell us one of his self published (I’m assuming) comic books he made for about £3. He apparently studied that at University for 3 years.

When we said we weren’t interested thank you, he moved on to somebody else and I think he increased the price. The comic book most likely had errors and typos in it.

This was a long time ago so I might not have everything correct.

But even if he was legit which I doubt, I don’t give money to strangers in the street trying to sell me something. I don’t donate to charities either. Yes, I’m very mean I know.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Thank goodness Andy isn’t playing lawn darts. Given how intoxicated he usually is, there is no way that would end well.

sure, Andy

I guess he’ll come home without a trophy, he’s disqualified after he was caught cheating!

And the winner is Flo—a nice sit-down and calm cuppa for the longsuffering lady.