Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 11, 2021

Why can it not be th’entire Hartlepool police force to nick Andy?

Three coppers equals one Flo grabbing him by the ear…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , for a 90+years geezer our Hero Mr Andrew Capp he still can hold his own against 3 coppers :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’ in a good mood like I am , how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , i am resigned at losing my wallet but yesterday my son Alex recovered my Driving license , and my new ID card should arrive by post in the next few days , and next week he is going to set up 4 closed circuit security cameras at the front part of the house ,turning our house into a fortress , God has blessed us with two wonderful sons ,we are both in a good mood and Bella is snoring like a buzz saw :o) keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

So two to manhandle him and one to watch and supervise?

Just stay at home, Andy….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-11th-may-2021-24034566

it’s because they snuck up on him,

Normally he would have round housed the first copper,

decked the second with a left uppercut and engaged the sergeant supervisor in a fight cloud that would have left the sergeant flattened , sans helmet and wondering what hit him.

Then Andy would finish his beer and ask Chalkie for the next round!

Age gets us all !

No door drink for Andy?

But there are many times when Jack throws Andy out by himself….

Get yer trousers on. You’re nicked!

I wonder what Andy was doing in the bar that warranted the involvement of the police.

Looks like two got the job done…

Looks like they got ‘im in the nick o’ time!

“I ain’t as good as I once was, But I’m as good once as I ever was.”

I guess he’s not as fighty and flighty as he used to be.

xxx

@Afficionado

I typed out a long reply to you but I lost it.

I am glad you are feeling happier now. You are indeed blessed to have your two boys. They will always have your back.

Over here we can’t get a simple ID card for free. I had to apply for a provisional driver’s license as I had no passport. Also because back then, I wanted to learn to drive. I’ve decided not to though. It was in 2018 when I applied for my first adult passport.

I am so relieved to hear that most of your documents have been replaced.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. If you actually own a buzzsaw (Is that the same as a chainsaw?) You could name it Bella.

The one difference between walking into a new bar as a young man, compared to doing the same as an old one, is that the young man immediately checks out where the exits are … just in case – and the old man immediately finds out where the men’s room is!

Worse, he appears to be sober. (There’s no shading on his nose.)

Well, it doesn’t look like they’ve nicked him yet …

It reminds me of that bit from Ron White … “I don’t know how many bouncers they needed to throw me out … but I knew how many they were going to use!”

Age slows us all down.