Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 19, 2021

She should know better and be more specific.

Irwin’s first dirty date.

And people wonder why the English language is considered a hard language to learn…LOL

This looks like a serious relationship.

I remember a cartoon where two guys were talking about the merits of a Golem that one had created. The creator said it wasn’t as good as you might think. He told the Golem to “put out the cat”. The Golem sauntered off and came back with a fire extinguisher.

The Coasters…Take out the papers and the trashOr you don’t get no spendin’ cashIf you don’t scrub that kitchen floorYou ain’t gonna rock and roll no moreYakety yak (Don’t talk back)

Just to see the look on the waiter’s face!

Russell Myers should have drawn red hearts above their table…

Our Mom told my brother drying a pot. “Make sure you dry it outside.” He went outside to dry the pot inside!

talk about a HUGE misunderstanding or…it was love at first smell at this point.

Pretty soon, there’ll be a lot of little sandwich bags running around…

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after a whole life with wet hair smell he may find it appealing .. (with fake french accent) And for the lovely lady?

Once Mom yelled at my brother and me to behave, or she was going to go crazy. Things settled down when my little sister, who was about 2 or 3 at the time, piped up with “I wanna go crazy too!” It’s hard to argue and fight when you’re laughing.

The should be a cheap date.

Is Irwin dating trash?

Far too many humans lack the Good Heart of this simple troll. Good for you, Irwin!

Irwin is not dificcult.