Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 19, 2021

Don’t forget to leave a minitip.

I’ve never taken anything from the min-bar… and I when I saw the “minibar” tab that a friend had run up I suddenly knew EXACTLY why that was wise.

I generally bring my own snacks… and sometimes a bottle too. Better stuff (personal choice) and MUCH better price.

Minibar? Wasn’t that one of the alien races on Babylon 5?

I never even open the door, because that’s a signal that you’ve taken something out!!

I’m glad I don’t drink. (anymore)

The cartoon’s caption, or title, looks like an homage to Don Martin.

That fridge is sitting on one night stand

Are there tiny sheep from Boston in there too?

“I’ll have a short beer please.”

“Come here often?”

I’m gonna need a bottle a lot more bigger than that

How about them Mets?

Just a wee dram.

Never open the minibar!

Tall order.

In his son’s room there’s an Indian in the cupboard.

borrowing from mokspr, he’ll just be there for a short time…

You call that a BEER????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve got earrings bigger than that!!!!!!!!!! :)