Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 2021

Wanna buy a duck?…..

Echo has a pet duck, too?

Why don’t you come over Saturday night for a duck dinner, you bring the duck. -J. Wellington Wimpy

I hear wedding bells.

We already know that nothing will ever come of their relationship.

In the cartoon Kim Possible, the saying was “Jinx, you owe me a soda.”

Now I want to see HER pet duck!

Eyes on the road, Norm!

Wait, Echo thinks Norman is cooler than her?

Jinx? WTF

To quote Sebastian the crab, “Kiss de girl!”

Duck! Rhymes with [COMMERCIALS START]

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it must be an african parrot

Duck, left out of the Name Game on purpose.

These two quack me up.

A match made in heaven…….

That’s the strategy I employed in my dating years. Look for a girl with low self esteem.

Is there an Echo in here?

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Echo, Echo Echo . . .

How did Norman get a drivers license?

Duck duck bo buck, banana fanna fo f**k, me my mo muck, DUCK !

Does anybody else get those guys from India calling about cleaning your Ducks?

When I was young, we added…you owe me a Coke…to that phrase.