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Up on the porch kids, it’s time for another mask story from yer ol’ Uncle Dobie!
Well kids, I forgot to wear my mask into a convenience store again… aaaand we all know how that usually ends, right? Thaaaaat’s right… a good ol’ fashioned Taser’n!
Now kids, those older Tasers were just kinda…m’eh! All they really did was sting a bit, then zap your thousand dollar smart phone back to about an early 90’s flip-phone. But SWEET GOOGLEY-MOOGLEY… I’m pretty sure these new Tasers can be seen from the International Space Station!
Now, on the downside… just before it takes you to the floor for a power nap, it lights you up and makes you dance like Mr. Six, the old guy from those old Six Flags commercials. He was before your time, but he’s still on your YouTube’s.
However, on the upside… it did allow me to catch up on some sleep I’ve been desperately needin’!
Leojim almost 4 years ago
It is good to see that the Vikings enjoyed their sports.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Especially when you are rowing backwards!
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Just be glad parasailing hasn’t been invented yet.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yeah. Charlton Heston would have had a rough time keeping up with this too!
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Where are the other 4 rowers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e131NJWTeuE
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Lol
Prey almost 4 years ago
Wait until they try island hopping.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Ludicrous speed!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, there’s Ramming speed and then there’s Jamming speed. Both are fun for the crew.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Don’tcha just hate it when galley slaves complain. Good help is hard to find now a days.
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Up on the porch kids, it’s time for another mask story from yer ol’ Uncle Dobie!
Well kids, I forgot to wear my mask into a convenience store again… aaaand we all know how that usually ends, right? Thaaaaat’s right… a good ol’ fashioned Taser’n!
Now kids, those older Tasers were just kinda…m’eh! All they really did was sting a bit, then zap your thousand dollar smart phone back to about an early 90’s flip-phone. But SWEET GOOGLEY-MOOGLEY… I’m pretty sure these new Tasers can be seen from the International Space Station!
Now, on the downside… just before it takes you to the floor for a power nap, it lights you up and makes you dance like Mr. Six, the old guy from those old Six Flags commercials. He was before your time, but he’s still on your YouTube’s.
However, on the upside… it did allow me to catch up on some sleep I’ve been desperately needin’!
Anyway kids, as always… don’t tell your aunt.
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
Crank up the banjo – they’ll row faster.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Wow! I thought I had gray whiskers before I saw this morning’s cartoon! ;-p
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Somebody, cut their ropes quick……
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
Bleeb is sitting this one out……don’t blame him!
WCraft almost 4 years ago
The tip-off was when the Coxswain told them to sing “Row, row, row your boat” at triple-time!
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 4 years ago
Hey! “The Mythbusters” tried this!!! I recall it worked, but it was F_ING HARD for the skiier to stay up.
DondiDoo almost 4 years ago
Full Stop! hehehe
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
where are the sharks when you need them?
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
Cut their lines. Leave them behind. Can they even swim?
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Either that or that other game “Swim with the Sharks”
EdmundBabe almost 4 years ago
Cartoonist has never rowed.
CharlesBrickner1 almost 4 years ago
Don’t the rowers face backwards when rowing?
marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I didn’t know Vikings had galley slaves. I thought they rowed their own ships when necessary.
JohnBarach-Sr almost 4 years ago
This comic was on May 17, 2011 — why are we seeing repeats?