Lola by Todd Clark for May 25, 2021

Don’t you mean Leonardo Di Caprio?

Celebrity home broken into while on luxury vacation. The celebrity was on vacation, not the home.

…while issuing demands for the rest of us to reduce carbon emissions.

Ah, the modern news cycle. Rinse and repeat.

It must have been the governor of Michigan.

Best to only take champagne baths on leased jets.

Ain’t Facebook and all it’s children just wonderful?

Correction. PR person issues apology written for celebrity.

Oh NO A Kardashian had a NIP SLIP.