Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2021

Magic bathtub. Just what every magical user wants to know.

Okay you can fantasize about electric cars and such but I definitely draw the line with the electric chair and bathtub.

We don’t really know what the energy is from a Wizard’s wand.

I thought that he would zap up some scantily clad bath girls to help clean him and the bathroom.

I have my “me day” every Sunday where I don’t do anything but relax, and do stuff for myself all day!

I don’t have a tub, dammit, only a shower. Turn me green…

Even a Wiz needs a break now and then!

You got the bubble bath now how about the “bubbly”

I hate it when people wiz in my tub.

Even in the warm sensuous embrace of Calgon, the wizard has his hat on.

The Wizard of ID invented the Jacuzzi Hot Tub????

The wiz always did like the bubbly

“WHAT? EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE ‘ME’ TIME…”

(wonders about whether the speaker of this dialogue was speaking to another being or not)

You forgot the wine and rose petals…

Is the candle scented? The Wiz doesn’t seem like one given to scentiment…

Not a “little”.

He conjured a bathtub without a rubber ducky. And he calls himself a wizard.

Nice to see old jargon. Now how about “Frimmin’ on the jim-jam!”

now i want to take a bath