Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2021

Uh-oh!

If the rings don’t get ’em, the corn syrup will.

I’ll bet he’s really putting his elbow into the work!

That must have cost them a pretty penne.

Does that work?

If you have spaghetti trees in your backyard, you’ll need a pasta-cide.

Spaghetti-Os doesn’t qualify as pasta.

the time for spraying was long pasta…

Is this in sauce-a-lito?

Boo!

Aren’t Speghettios a Campbell’s trademark?

I remember catching NPR’s obituary for the real Chef Boiardi during drive time a couple of decades ago. His life was an impressive pivot from gourmet cookery to mass market canned pasta, typified by the helpful change in spelling.

You know there was that bogus British documentary from several years ago about about pasta bushes…

SpaghettiOs are a Campbell’s (originally Franco-American) product, not Chef Boyardee.

I’m sure that’ll make the ants happy. They’ll probably even call their friends.

A pasta-cide, would kill pasta.

Is that a pastachio tree?

That one is so bad it hurts.

Ha! You’re killing me!

Better than actual pesticides, which are a big part of the Insect Apocalyse. And for those who hate insects… do you like food?

That’s using the old noodle.