Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 31, 2021

Hi guys. If you don’t know me I’m NateEatingCheeseDoodles. I changed to this account because my comments get deleted all the time. Plus I have this username before NateEatingCheeseDoodles. Happy Memorial Day!

No it won’t.

Ugh Coach Johnson’s back

Haha tough luck Nate. Anyways, which big toe is your favorite? Have a great day or night

How are there already comments? XD

Coach John, you’re way more out of shape than anyone here, so you shouldn’t be talking.

for wind sprints again…

COACH JOHN LETS GO

promising 8.5/10

just give coach john to army trainees he is perfect i cannot imagine the undescirbable happiness coach john would have when he coaches his own army trainee team he can finnaly use maggots as much as he wants

Oh boi, they are sure going to have it

Want to learn about the hippie dippy activities that has nothing to do with physical fitness? Have a snickers!

Coach John is so old school

wow i can mood switch now that we can be under 400 comments, wassup gang

Another coach John arc. I hope there’s going to be something original this time, last week’s arc was pretty good.

Isn’t Coach John Kim’s big brother?

Co-ed gym? Dee Dee has towel handout @ shower exit!

That was a good arc.

What happened to the fly arc?

Eh. This one is kind of lame. I feel like I’ve seen it before. Have a good day, gocomics readers!

Sorry I didn’t post the 5th part of my story yesterday… I was really busy that day. I’m going to to make this part longer because of this.

BIG NATE AND THE ESCAPE FROM DEATH: PART 5

Nate tells his friends all about his experience with Death, and how that soccer ball brought him there. Francis and Teddy look at each other like he’s acting like a crazed maniac. They try to interrupt Nate, but he keeps on yakking.

Nate: …and then I DIED! I found myself in a dark room with only a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling and DEATH HIMSELF sitting on a desk! I slowly walked up to him, afraid for my life-

Teddy: NATE! Thank you, but how do you, uh, expect us to believe you?

Nate: Don’t you know?! My house literally burned down and TWO telephone poles fell, all of which almost killed me, in the span of one hour! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Teddy: Hmm… now that I think about it, the doctor didn’t really expect you to live, and it was kinda sudden that you woke up…

Francis: Okay, let’s not jump to conclusions here, guys. But still… Nate, your story is hard to believe, but what even are the chances of your house burning down and a telephone pole almost falling on you?

Teddy: Twice!

Nate: Death is trying to get me! DUH!

Francis thinks for a quick second.

Francis: Well, whatever it’s true or not, strange things are happening around you, Nate…

Nate: See? And- wait… that truck is spilling oil…

PART 5 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

I’ll take care of this, avada kedavra, take that couch john

99% chance they have to do wind sprints. Also, since when did they have gym uniforms?

Happy Memorial Day everybody :P

meanwhile, that teacher seems to have taken psychopath lessons…careful if he start twitching kids.

Uh oh

this is definetely not good

Seems like a remaster of an older arc. Hope it’s entertaining though.

It will only get worse.

they should make like a flash back story of how he got his hair like it looks like someone turned on a leaf blower on his for 2 seconds so we would like to see how he got and stayed with that hair like they said that his hair well always stay in the same position so I would like a story pls

We haven’t seen a Coach John arc in some time. Neat.

Emotional issues and a red nose. This will not go well for Nate

Wind sprints. Here we go.

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this is the first gym arc with Dee Dee in it. This outta be fun!

Bad news scrubs

Happy birthday to me…

Hey everyone! Wow, it’s the last day of May, already! Time goes by really fast. Anyway, have a good day, and read below!

Big Nate. Rock’n’roll, baby! – Part 11

Crud. Chad got sick, so we don’t have a singer for the contest! Again! We have to quickly find a substitute. We met again with Dee Dee, our manager.

“So, who’s gonna sing?”, I asked.

“I believe I know someone, who can sing well in your band”, Dee Dee answered.

“Who? Paige? Nick? Maya? Kim? Randy?”, Francis was curious.

“No, stupid!”, Dee Dee snarked. “I’m talking about myself!”

“Oh, right”, I rolled my eyes.

“What? You don’t believe in me?!”

“We just want you, to come at the band practice and sing, so we can find out”, Teddy replied.

“Oh, okay!”

A few hours later, Dee Dee showed up on the rehearsal.

“So what are you gonna sing?”, Francis asked.

“Maybe this track”, Dee Dee replied.

A few moments later, she started singing. If you wanna know, how it’s like to hear her singing, I tell you this. You know that feeling, when your neurotic sister yaks about, how much she’s miserable? That’s what was I feeling, when Dee Dee sang this lame Ariana Grande’s song, “No Tears Left to Cry”.

I was SO relieved, when she stopped singing. Fortunately, Teddy recorded everything, so we didn’t have to say anything. When Dee Dee asked, how she sang, we hit “Play”. She was shocked.

“OMG, did I ever sang so AWFUL?! Where did I go wrong?! Oh, my, I have a voice of a GOAT!”, she gasped.

As men usually do, Francis, Teddy and I rolled our eyes. “Drama queen”, I thought.

Continued in replies.

Wait, what? Whenever there’s a Professional Development conference at my schools, students get the day off!

How thrilling.

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POV: You just read this comment

Have fun boys…..

….when Coach John makes “Popeye -eye” AND spreads his hands apart in that faux “one that got away” gesture, yes, a Big Freakin’ Storm is closing in…………

I have a feeling that this might have something to do with Prank Day, and Nate gets revenge on Coach John for all those wind sprints he had to do

Happy memorial day!

“This isn’t good” would probably mean something worse than usual is gonna happen because it usually is already bad for them

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This is “ok”!

Is this a rerun? Because this seems familiar…

The fly arc is over, not epic :(

Lets see you run too, fatty

I can do my story today. Big Nate and the vortex part 4. Trudy and Elizabeth are going to Nates city to destroy it meanwhile Nate and the rest are ready to fight. Francis and chad: Fire! Teddy: ok. Nate: Not yet guys we have to wait. Then the vortex glitches. Marty : Hm a glitch. Nate: weird. Part 4 continued in the replies.

Hey everyone! Happy Memorial Day!

I just want to be sure: Am I banned? Nobody seems to reply at my comments.

Hippy Dippy? That sounds like something they would say over at Wallace the brave!

What are hippie-dippy activities?

A stinking gym teacher with a drinking problem judging from his red nose.

Hello?

I like this ark.

Hi. How’s everyone doing? I hope you’re having a great summer!

Poll: Favorite video game?

Sad, not having a life, isn’t it?

quick poll: who wants sheila stapleton back?

I don’t know what but what has happened to this comment section? Spammers gone, only 30 replies to the featured comment, back in the good ol’ days.

Since probably coach john had to do this since when he was born everybody was tougher. It looks like he liked it otherwise we wouldn’t do it to the kids. and lose some weight coach john!

im leaving big nates comment section i will comment on other comics i might comment on big nate a few times a week i dunno

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Bad for the class!

What the heck happened to chocolate rhino?

I havent heard of spammers or bonky and his fans. Maybe they changed the account verification system

Is it just me, or does Coach John’s ‘hair’ look more loose?

that means wind spirts time

Is Francis a new student?

He sure is acting like it.

hi guys, im new here!

I hope this coach John comic strip will be different than usual.

poll: would you rather have coach john as your coach or be locker partners with nate?

My favourite part of this comic strip is the fact that I can relate to the fact of not even doing things that relate to physical fitness. lol

During gym

oh boy

You think

I did not know Dee Dee was a gym member.

Why is everyone in GoComics History asking Weird questions???

Coach John, they’re 11 years old!