Kliban by B. Kliban for May 28, 2021

Stick around and watch it ooze it’s way out in about a week.

Looks a lot like Fat Man or Little Boy! But that’s too explosive a subject!

Building a ship inside a zucchini is more challenging than you might think.

What a Stunad…..

Let’s just get some toothpicks, thread and a strip of tissue and say we did.

“How the heck did they get it in there”, you ask???

(Simple – you put a zucchini seed inside a ship, and then water it regularly…)

It floats on red sauce and dodges garlic floes.

Why do I feel like this is a scam?

But surely the word zucchini is plural? Should be “Ship in a Zucchino”.