Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 31, 2021

I’m gonna get too bummed out if I think about everything that’s changed in my life since the last time I saw Alex on TV, so instead I’ll ask: does anyone remember that episode of the X-Files he cameod in?

So cows are more dangerous than cops it would seem. Or law abiding citizens with guns.

Cramming all three of them in at the same time must have been pretty tough. Seems like to me it would have been easier for Alex if he had split them up into separate times.

Cows kill approximately 20 Americans every year? That’s a lot of bull.

I’m concerned about anyone who would put their croissant in a tree.

How many are killed due to heart disease from eating fatty beef.

And how many poor cows does you kills and eats every year?

So… where had the croissant escaped from?!?

I KNEW IT!!!! I never trusted cows…LOL

With regard to the cows, I think humans are ahead.

Take care, may recently fired salt lick block shaper Crosseyed Steve Banyonord be with you, and gesundheit.

These cows have something against Americans?

Cows? Here we’ve been afraid of sharks! …and what’s with the Polish joke? I thought they were in bad taste?

My story has to do with a “sporting man” who is in bed with another man’s wife! He hears a noise at the front door and sits up and says “what was that?” She says “Oh my God, it’s my husband coming home early!” Our friend grabs his clothes and says “where’s the back door?” She says “we don’t have a back door!” he says “where do you want it?” Jofers has left the building!

Who? I would never look at that drawing and figure it to be Alex Trebek.

Cows kill 20 people per year? Just another arguement against cattle & dairy farms for militant vegans.

Trebek also did the Colonial Penn Insurance $9.95 commercials for each show.

The Poles make interesting croissants.

It is therefore advisable to avoid a mad cow.

Americans kill more cows than cows kill Americans.

Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell the left that cows will kill more people than the deadly DC protest!

Are Trebek’s two other non-Jeopardy! shows still airing? If so, who are the current hosts?

Before you know it, they will pass a bill outlawing cows!

A friend and I used to throw rocks at cows when teenagers…. I know, I know, we were monsters… but we’re learned quickly they do get pissed off, will charge, and have horns. And pretty fast over short distances.

Where’s stevesilver48, jakethesnakelover, and eromlig’s jokes/witticisms? Is all it take is one pissy reader’s red flag to delete a comment? If, there should be more of a minimum number of complaints for that. One of my favorite thing in the morning. I’m so sick of trolls!

That’s nothing, pigs are responsible for 40 deaths a year in the US and Canada. Believe it or not.

cows kill 20 people a year? Big deal, we kill 800,000 cows a year! They get their revenge by killing 650000 us with heart disease every year.

What a fine talent. RIP Alex, we miss you very very much.

Waaay more Americans killed by cows if you count heart disease.

Cow-tipping can be dangerous.

Lactose intolerance will get you – Look out, the cows are coming…

Good ol’ Alex Trebeck. There’ll never be another one like him.