The Barn by Ralph Hagen for May 27, 2021

Some old fashioned coutry doctor ought to have Rory locked up in the country funny farm.

Me, I tied a piece of string to an arrow and downed five geese all at once.

He’s lower than the belt buckle on a snake crawling in a wagon rut!

…and funnier than a screen door in a submarine.

I can’t laugh at these jokes; they’re too corny.

Rorys inventive, I’ll give him that! Better than just hanging with the herd and eating all day!

Karl’s was better.

Stan: they could keep this up until the cows come home.

Their wit is sharper than a porcupine on steroids!!

And then for the corn pasts, it seems corn took turns into grits , tortillas, tamales and flakes…

I have to admit it, I don’t get the rake one. Couldn’t we all hunt geese with a rake?

I kinda miss getting up early, watching the test pattern for a few minutes and then getting The Farm Report to start my day.…and as my contribution: That boy’s all hat and no cattle.

“His nose was so big it got there 5 minutes before the rest of him.”

With teeth like that he could beat a beaver in a tree eating contest!

His feet were so big, his toes arrived home before he did.