Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 13, 2021

Interviewee: “Actually, that’s supposed to be ‘bushswackling.’ I have trouble wordprocessing."

Always buckle your swashes. You don’t want them swashing around loose.

Aaaaaye!

Swash buckles are so 17th century, today we swash app.

Talk Like a Pirate Day is this Sunday so the cartoon is a bit early.

We swashvelcro in these modern times

And you got high "C"s in school?

You didn’t figure it out when you reached out your hand to shake when I entered and I offered you a hook?