Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2021

A memory foam pillow with amnesia.

Are you sure you bought it here?

I forget.

“It’s never been used.”

A memory that pillow would love to forget.

Looks like a fossilized foam pillow.

Looks like long-term memory foam.

that’s gotta be a bad memories pillow…

Oh. He’s heated it in the microwave to lock in his shape. He must have gotten the directions for their mouth guard product in the box by mistake.

Monty left quite an impression on that pillow.

No thanks for the memories?

Should have bought thermoplastic rather than thermosetting – just saying.

I remember you but you still need a receipt.

Apparently he wears his glasses when he sleeps.

This is post-pandemic. No one is wearing a mask.

It’s been marred for life.

I have this issue with memory-foam insoles. They flatten except for a bump under my toes, and never recover. Oh, yeah: I weigh 300 lbs. Even though my mattress has only 3" of foam above the springs, it’s like sleeping in a hammock.

So. It would appear that Monty sleeps on his left side.

That factoid might be worth something, sometime….

I should get one of those memory foam pillows. Potential evidence, for when the GF attempts asphyxiation to muffle my alleged snoring. Now, as to her snoring…well, I’m a guy so buckle down, grin and bear it.