Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2021

Yes, it costs an arm and a leg. Answering for a friend.

…tentacles…

…are they anatomically correct?…

…just ask Prince Ess from Regal 4…

…duh…

…ah yeah…

…was G.I. Joe or Ken anatomically correct?…

…is Barbie?…

…it’s like adding extra phrases to a pledge…

…unnecessary…

…and defeats the purpose of the existence of said object…

..a mannequin is not a blow up doll…

…it is a device to sell clothes…

…the real question is…

…when does a doll become a mannequin?…

…you may not be able to read of the background information…

…but it is out there…

…chapter 17.93a through 17.101 of the gospel of Grace from the QnAon…

The cock crows for Peter too.

The timing is impeccable..

A can of beer and cigar included?

I think I saw that hentai.

Yes. Yes it does. And extra again, if you want it to fluoresce in ultraviolet.

I once knew a MAN-nequin who couldn’t keep his tent-acles to himself. I had to fight him off with my bat-ton, I was a majorette, ya know! In time, after much exasperating sessions of training, he marched in step to the beat of my drum and not his!

Doc Ock’s great uncle.

May I garden while driving a golf cart?

Must be Cthuhlu, or a minion thereof.

The anatomy of what?

My friend says tentacles are just another way to grab your … uh-tention …!

Yes. Attachments cost extra. While tentacles are plenty kinky, can we also go with the elephant trunk? Extra baggage, you understand.

You can get them from a variety of sources these days.

Ursula’s (Disney) father?

yes, anatomically correct parts are “accessories” ;+)

Kinda othering to use the words “anatomically correct.”Intersectionality dictates such is also sexist, racist, etc. Referring to friends is a privilege display.

Both just causes for full societal cancellation.

It all depends on who’s your mannequin maker. And how detailed and realistic you need it to be.

For what purpose?

There are “things” on the market already….

And you aren’t even going to comment on my stylish attire?

They wheel Frogbert into the closet most of the time.

…steam punk fan art of Dune…

…with some Japanese tentacle anime thrown in…

…not exactly cancel culture when the Froglandia internet is ripe with this stuff…

…throw in some trixsticks and you got a party…

…add a good K-pop group…

…and some topless Disney mermaids…

…(would that be just the mer or the maid?)…

…not that kind of topless-you fool!…

…the kind with yankees on top and tentacles on the bottom!…

…Budweiser Zero…

…when a bud & a Bud with a bud means nothing…

brought to you by Monday Night Football…

That’s what you say when you’re really asking that kind of thing for yourself. He’s really really asking for himself!

Musta rd and hot dog and a bun. Dick was thrilled. Because condiments cost no extra. Wind is still free as it butt flaps along.

Da Blog: regarding straws … https://youtu.be/l-PQ-pUVeho