Herman by Jim Unger for June 01, 2021

Maybe as severance pay if the boss finds out.

But then he has to dress stylishly too.

So, whose idea was this sale? NOT the management or accounting dept., that’s for certain.

He’s figuring they will go by the numbers of units moved, but will overlook the amount of sales recorded. Fat chance.

…..but…we live in Hawaii?

Good luck getting in and out of Hawaii right now….

I’ll wait until it’s 99% off.

Assuming the award is based on units sold and NOT $!

And put the store in bankruptcy…

“And don’t worry about the sleeves—they’ll ride up with wear.”

BOGO

Reminds me of Luke 16:1–9, shrewd indeed.

Let’s just say there was a hell of a mark-up on the goods.