Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 21, 2021

Just out of frame is a huge mallet labeled, “Anesthesia”.

Let’s get to this! Chop, chop!

Hate to disappoint you, but a local hospital already staked it’s claim on mine.

Lop roscopic surgery

Dogbert, as a career counselor, heard from a thuggish-looking guy whose stated hobby was removing vital organs from helpless people and who said, “Other people are insignificant insects.” Dogbert was undecided on whether he’d do better as a terrorist or a surgeon.

So much for going for the cheapest health insurance plan.

And hopefully he remembers that he is an ENT physician, not a surgeon.